Cheer up Charlie

I thought that I would share this little tid bit with all of you. I know that you’ll appreciate it.

So yesterday is a typical day at work for me…you know, not really doing anything except messing around on MySpace and playing flash video games when all of a sudden I’m called into action at work. Lights were flashing and sirens were going off….ok, so I work in county records and none of that happened. Basically my boss asked me if I would mind giving him a hand.

So we go outside and we begin to load boxes into our work van. It is a hot and sunny day in Florida. It’s probably 90 degrees and there isn’t a cloud in the sky. So while me and two other guys are loading these boxes it starts to rain. You know…the kind of rain where it starts to absolutely pour out of nowhere. So we’re getting soaked and then it hits me….there isn’t a cloud in the sky, and it’s just stopped all of a sudden after about 5 seconds. So I look around and the three of us are covered in white goo.

That’s right, the biggest bird in the entire universe just happened to decide that it was now or never right over the three of us. This was no hummingbird, pidgeon, or blue jay. This must have been a freakin’ pterodactyl or a condor. My shirt, arms, and hair were covered in fecal matter that originated in the rectum of our feathered “friends”. It seems as though it was hanging out on the radio tower that resides right next to my office. I hope he enjoyed that.

Needless my boss told me to go home, change, and take a shower. Now I give you full permission to laugh as my misfortune.